His father was Tau Epsilon, his mother was a whore.
His birth was of a humble sort, upon a barroom floor.
The harlot held him gently, to her breast she drew him near.
But Harold winked, said thanks a lot, I’d rather have a beer.
So here’s to Harold, dear old Harold,
Here’s to
There’s no finer ‘bro on the whole damn Row,
Than Harold Parmington.
Sure, college is about growing up. It’s about learning subject matter, and about learning how to learn. But it’s also about the folks you share four (or more) years with, the friendships you begin, and the timeless bonds you establish.
Back in the 1970s and early 1980s, the Harold Parmington
Foundation maintained its World Headquarters at
Among the ‘79s who called HPF home, literally or
figuratively, were Vince Marriott, Steve Huber, Craig Enright, Matt
Publicover, Bill Newell, Stephen Hemminger, Mike Durham, Jim Boldt, Dave Zakin,
Don Castle, Rich Conn, Brendan Cameron, Steve Kovach, Rob Meadow, Bobby Greundel,
Skip London, Sam Seymour, Bernie O’Neill, Ed Schiavoni, Bruce Mack, Allan
Cunningham, Rich Pender and Gary Murphy.
During our
But for the ‘bro, the Foundation was mostly about building life-long friendships that persist through today and hopefully beyond.
Hardly a year goes by when one of Harold’s sons isn’t
standing up as best man for another at a wedding, or in a church as godfather.
The Foundation holds regular reunions, including last fall, hosted in Philly by
Dan Sheedy ‘76, and this year in
The 2000 reunion was also the last time many of us many of us spent time with Brian Dale ’80, HPF’s president during our senior year. Brian died aboard American Airlines Flight 11 on September 11, 2001, and is sorely missed. Brother Chuck Jarrett ’80 and his wife Stephanie made a recent donation to the College establishing the Brian P. Dale Batting Cages at Biondi Field. And last year, when President Wright established a memorial courtyard outside the Hop in memory of those Dartmouth Alumni lost on September 11, Harold’s boys came from far and wide to be with Louanne Baily Dale and their wonderful children, Russell, Rachel and Jacob, for the dedication ceremony.
The September 11 dedication ceremony, on the same
weekend as our 30th reunion. ’79 treasurer
Brendan
Cameron is fourth from right, and
Rich Pender is off somewhere looking for his car keys.
The boys keep up with each other – reunions, weddings,
births and, sadly, deaths, on a website maintained by Dave Halpert ’77, husband
of Audrey Mendoza Halpert ’79 (www.thehalperts.com/hpf),
where you’ll find pictures, stories and memorials.
Rich Conn, for instance, just back from a multi-year adventure in
Rich, newborn Natalie Daniella & Julianna Conn
We also use it to mobilize the brotherhood - when Jim
Bullion ’78 was posted to
We certainly don’t presume that the ties of our brotherhood
are necessarily any stronger or more long-lasting than others developed in
Now Harold’s gone, but not forgot, on
Down the Row, past Alpha Chi, across from Sigma Nu.
Where Harold’s Brothers gathered round,
To toast the gold and blue,
To swear the oath of Parmington,
[unfortunately, only Brothers may know the oath]
So here’s to Harold, dear old Harold,
Here’s to
There’s no finer ‘bro on the whole damn Row,
Than Harold Parmington.
* From “The Ballad of Harold Parmington”, by Willard Bradley Ferris ’77, HPF’s permanent Hums Master.